Monday, February 06, 2006

A Message From Canon, JVC, and Panasonic to Tom Sizemore and Colin Farrell

Dear Mr. Sizemore and Mr. Farrell

Please cease and desist from using our camcorder products. For the sake of all humanity, please cease and desist. We beg of you. If you wish to purchase/use one of our camcorders in the future, please stop and count to 100, breathe deeply and meditate. This should help control your urges. At the very least, call Paris Hilton and ask for advice.

Thank You Kindly,
Canon, JVC, and Panasonic


If you came for the original JLH petition

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