Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Nurse Saves Chicken With Mouth-To-Beak Resuscitation

Check this out:

A retired nurse performed mouth-to-beak resuscitation on a drowning chicken, saving it from a date with its destiny. Little Boo Boo was found floating face down in a family pond in an apparent attempt to commit suicide. The chicken was the legally adopted heir of Jackie and Becky Calhoun, a standard practice in the very upscale Arkadelphia, Arkansas. When reached for comment, the chicken clucked twice, and then sobbed tears of joy. In other news, millions of people around the world made fun of Arkansas.


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