Wednesday, March 22, 2006

A Message from Tony Danza to Gawker Stalker

Dear Gawker Stalker,

Where am I? I haven't seen myself on Gawker Stalker. Did you get my messages? I told you exactly where I was. Multiple times. I also left you my cell phone number so you can call me and find out where I am. I can also give you a GPS device that tracks my every move if you'd like. People should know where I am. I'm Tony Danza! I'm famous! Right? Please put me on your site. Nobody has asked for an autograph in a decade. Well, except that Danny Pintauro kid, but I don't swing that way, know.

Anyway...let me know if you need more info. The people have a right to know where I am. I'm Tony Danza!

I hate my life.

Best Regards,
Tony Danza

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Anonymous Isabella said...

not to distract attention, but your daughter, Katie, is on this guy's blogger, Mr. Danza.

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe he's too busy trying to get his daughter into rehab?
or at least trying to convince her to stop letting people take pictures of her hitting the pipe.

11:38 PM  

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