Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Phil Collins Is On the Market, Baby

To All You Horny Ladies Out There,

Guess who's single. Yeah, that's right, ladies. Phil Collins is single. I've won a Grammy, an Oscar, and soon...your heart. That's right. I'm Phil Collins, and I'm allllll man. Did you know that I have five children? Yeah...that's right...I'm fertile like the Garden of Eden. And I got my own special talking snake. Oh yeahhhhh. I'm Phil Collins, and I'm alllll man. Call me, baby. I'll be waiting. Just don't lose my number. Cuz I got a lot of love to give. I'm alllll man.

Ready for You,



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