Thursday, March 16, 2006

Simpson Snubs Bush For Having Lower Approval Rating Than Nick Lachey

Los Angeles, CA (ABSP) - Associated BS Press

Source: Here

Concerned about tarnishing her already sinking public image, blonde singer-actress-airhead-cleavage monster Jessica Simpson turned down an invitation to meet with President Bush on Wednesday. The President's approval rating had hit an all-time low of 37%, dropping below the public approval rating of Nick Lachey for the first time in Mr. Bush's Presidency. Ms. Simpson had recently divorced Mr. Lachey due to his low approval rating and general lack of talent, and has been trying to distance herself from similarly declining people.

The move left Republicans dismayed, as they were looking forward to ogling her bountiful mammaries. The blond star of the film “The Dukes of Hazzard” still plans to visit Washington Thursday to lobby members of Congress on behalf of Operation Smile, a non-profit venture offering free plastic surgery for disadvantaged children overseas with facial deformities. Despite the facial deformities, the majority of surgeries are boob jobs, regardless of the sex of the child. According to Ms. Simpson, "A boob job helped get me famous. Why not some poor ugly kid too?"

No word on whether Mr. Lachey has been invited anywhere for anything important...ever.

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