Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Wal-Mart to Censure K-Fed Album

Rogers, AR (ABSP) - Associated BS Press

In a move that comes as no surprise to every human who is not deaf, Wal-Mart plans to censure K-Fed's entire new album, "Playing with Fire" when it debuts in August. A Wal-Mart spokesperson has said that the "sonic dissonance created by K-Fed's attempt at singing is obscene to all human ears, and should be censured immediately." In the past Wal-Mart has preferred to simply not stock albums with objectionable content and/or parental advisory labels. This marks the first time Wal-Mart has decided to stock the item, but replace every word of it in an act of total rebuke. In the place of K-Fed's singing/rapping, Wal-Mart has substituted the sound of a cat masturbating, as it was deemed less objectionable. Another Wal-Mart spokesperson said that "The very idea of a K-Fed album is objectionable and warrants a parental advisory. Since we can't rid the world of hypothetical concepts, yet, we wanted to do the next best thing. Hopefully this will teach him." No comment from Federline as he was busy destroying Britney Spears' career.

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