Wednesday, April 26, 2006

K-Fed Finally Succeeds At Something: Britney Spears Pregnant Again

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Las Vegas, NV (ABSP) - Associated BS Press

Following the dirt road blazed by the many great White Trash women before her, Britney Spears was impregnated once again by the ever-fertile K-Fed. This will be the 2nd child in less than two years for the young couple as they continue to eschew the benefits (to the rest of the world) of birth control. K-Fed and his mighty sperm have now created 4 children, two with a former lover in addition to his two with Ms. Spears. Sources indicate that he is proud of his new child-to-be, and hopes it will vindicate his performance on his woeful rap album. He has been quoted as saying, "All you haters gotta respect the K-Fed sperm. It's potent baby! Pop A Zowwwwww, baby!!"

Sources close to Ms. Spears indicate that she has wanted a new baby for quite some time "just in case she breaks the first one." The two lovers reportedly are bummed that Tom and Katie have branded their Xenu-to-be Suri, as that was the obvious first choice for the 2nd Spears-Federline creation. K-Fed has allegedly suggested naming the child K-Fabulous, K-Fed Jr., K-Fedex, K-Pax, or Tetracycline, but Ms. Spears has been unhappy with all of the names. For now she's content simply to bask in the glow of her husband forgetting to pull out.

No word from Christina Aguilera's camp on whether she too is expecting a child, but a spokesman close to the Dirrty singer indicated that a pregnancy is unlikely, especially since she only does anal.

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Blogger bobgirrl said...

I don't know how she can be pregnant again when it's obvious from that photo that K-Fed missed the mark.

12:33 PM  
Blogger A Concerned Fan said...

Ladies and gentleman...THAT is the comment of the month.

7:24 PM  

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