Monday, May 01, 2006

An E-mail From The Makers of Vicodin to Anna Nicole Smith

Dear Anna Nicole,

Heard the great news about your case. Glad to see that you'll be loaded again soon. Speaking of which, we have your standing order of Vicodin ready and are willing to start shipping it as soon as you get your money. Just let us know and you'll be doped up in no time!

Oh yeah...we're looking forward to your celebratory pose in Playboy. But see what you can do about getting Jennifer Love Hewitt to pose, eh? We have an office pool going.

Abbott Laboratories


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