Thursday, May 25, 2006

Kurt Cobain Shoots Self Again Just In Case

Heaven (ABSP) - Associated BS Press

Kurt Cobain, the late guitarist and lead singer for Nirvana, committed suicide for the second time after hearing an all ukulele cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit: here. Cobain had been dead for over a decade, but after hearing about the ukulele cover of his classic, he immediately felt the urge to shoot himself. Unfortunately, being an angel, bullets didn't have much of an effect. In an unprecedented move, the Lord granted Cobain special permission to become a human again, so long as he immediately shot himself in the face. Sources close to the dead singer indicate that it was worth it.


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Blogger Gigi said...

I wonder what kind of tricky stunt he'd pull if he heard his late wife, Courtney Love's, new song?

Better yet...if he saw the associated video?


9:32 AM  
Blogger A Concerned Fan said...

All I have to say is google "tubgirl" and you'll find out what he'd do.

10:14 AM  
Blogger Stevel Knievel said...

oh, that kurt! he's such a drama queen. always wanting to be the center of attention in that better-to-commit-suicide-by-shooting-myself-in the-face-than-taking-sleeping-pills-or-some-other-less-dramatic-way kind of way. tee hee.

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