Monday, May 01, 2006

NBA Player Gets Testicles Pulled; Groupies Not Involved

Source: Here

Los Angeles, CA (ABSP) - Associated BS Press

In one of the weirdest moments in sports history, two NBA players were involved in a testicles pulling incident, and not a single groupie was impregnated. During Saturday's L.A. Clippers-Denver Nuggets game, Nuggets forward Reggie Evans gave Clippers center Chris Kaman the most surprising reach-around of his life. During the game, Evans apparently reached under Kaman's shorts and gave a tug on the twins, causing Kaman to lash back and receive a flagrant foul. The NBA has long had a history of testicle pulling, but the majority occurred off the court with groupies. The one exception, of course, is the 1972 Knicks-Celtics notorious "Tug-Off in Tulsa" where a brawl nearly ensued at an exhibition game in Oklahoma after several Celtics players repeatedly tugged at Walt Frazier's legendary sac.

No word yet on whether Evans will be suspended for his actions, but sources indicate that at the very least, he should take Kaman out for dinner.



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