Tuesday, June 27, 2006

I, David Hasselhoff, Plan to Give My Fortune Away Too

Dear Mr. Buffett,

Congrats on the big donation. $37 Billion to charity is quite the gift. Quite the gift, indeed. But it's no match for what I'm about to do. I'm about to bequeath the greatest gift imaginable. That's right, I'm going to give away my own personal fortune. My personal fortune of chest hair that is.

Just as you represent the pinnacle of savvy investing, I represent the zenith of early 1980s chest hair glory. Your generous monetary gift will bring great joy to billions of people for generations to come. My donated chest hair will make millions of grown women weep with pleasure. And when those tears fall to the ground, they will seed great forests and sweeping fields of grain. Pestilence, famine, hunger, and other things that look like they've been inflicted upon Nicole Richie will suddenly end. All because of my magnanimous chest hair donation. Do not underestimate the power of the Hoff.

So bask in the glory of your gift for now. But do not bask for long. The Hoff shall prevail in the end. All praise be to my chest hair.

Looking for Freedom,
David Hasselhoff


Original JLH petition

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Blogger parnellpr said...

All hail the HOFF!! The world needs more chest hair (lol)

8:22 PM  

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