Thursday, June 22, 2006

An Open Letter from Stan Van Gundy to Larry Brown

Dear Larry,

I just heard you got fired. Cheer up, little camper. It'll be okay. I know it must seem like the world is crashing down on you right now, but it's not. You're gonna pull through this one, chief. Take it from me, I know how it feels when a GM fires you and then takes over himself. Yeah, technically I quit. But technically Ron Jeremy is too fat to do porn and he still does. Wait, am I Ron Jeremy? Who cares. The point is, it will all work out in the end. Just like it did for Pat Riley and the Miami Heat this year. And I don't feel jealous at all. Not one bit. I had a brain aneurysm on Tuesday, but that's another story. Anyway, you just turn that frown upside down, k?

Do you need a hug? I'll give you a big hug if you want one. I have some tissues too if you need to cry. Just let it out, Larry. You'll get more work, I'm sure of it. It's not like you're an overrated "genius" who gets far more credit than you deserve because you're able to piss people off enough into playing well for two years before quitting on you and rushing you out of town. That's not you at all. You're a good guy. So buck up, little buddy. It'll get better.

And at least you know a reliable businessman and savvy NBA coach, the venerable Isiah Thomas, is taking over in your place.

Stan Van Gundy


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Blogger parnellpr said...

Am I going crazy or is that Ron Jeremy alleged porn star god? Pippa

6:49 PM  
Blogger A Concerned Fan said...

It is Ron Jeremy...Stan Van Gundy is a dead ringer (check out the link in the text), so it really didn't matter whose picture was used.

You're watching too much porn if you can recognize the Hedgehog that easily!

7:03 PM  
Blogger parnellpr said...

Ha ha. The hedgehog has sadly crossed over into popular tv over here at times, the thought of seeing HIM naked is anything but a turn on. Indeed it would probably turn most sane people off porn. I posted a hasselhoff video on my site, just wondered if you'd ever had recourse to comment on the hoff and what you would say?

7:46 PM  
Blogger Ricardo said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt would make a fantastic addition to an issue of Playboy.

the new coach Thomas will have to eat crow all next year. He won't be able to fix it either. This is a man that almost brought down the CBA. No giant but they were doing fine before he became the leagues GM. I wish the team was sold to a party that knew about basketball.

5:13 PM  

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