Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Star Jones to Release "Star Gone Wild" Video

New York, NY (ABSP) - Associated BS Press

Star Jones Reynolds, noted celebrity stomach stapler, has a new career in the works. After recently announcing her exit from "The View", ABC's daily estrongenical rant-fest, Ms. Jones Reynolds announced her desire to headline a new series of Girls Gone Wild videos called Star Gone Wild. The videos will be shot in various exotic locations (e.g., Detroit, Tulsa, and Fairbanks), and will feature the famed annoying commentator gyrating her naked torso while screaming German obscenities. It is not for the weak of heart or appetite.

Ms. Jones Reynolds did not have any immediate comment, but sources indicate that not a single person on planet earth is enthusiastic about this new endeavor, including her husband and the film company. Reportedly, Ms. Jones Reynolds threatened to eat every person in the production company if they renegged on the deal.

No word yet from ABC, although sources indicate they are preparing a daytime movie about the dangers of bulimia, as they expect many, many people to be vomiting in the near future.


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Blogger Gigi said...

What are you talking about? Star Jones is absolutely goiiiijus!

(You tag whore)

7:07 PM  
Blogger parnellpr said...

I soo wish you had been wrong about Henman!!! So glad I didn't see it though and have thus far avoided the pain inflicted by any "highlights". Pippa

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Dan Patterson said...

Now we'll get Star in Playboy and JLH will NEVER make the right choice.

Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel

8:38 AM  

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