Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Mako Is Dead

Ladies and Gentleman of the World,

Between the time the Ocean drank Atlantis and the rise of the Sons of Aryas, Mako lived a life of distinction and greatness. Sadly, that life has come to a close as Mako recently perished.

Mako was a brilliant actor. He played the wise wizard Akiro in the great Conan movies, a feat without parallel in our modern society. It is perhaps the greatest accomplishment in the history of San Diego and perhaps the world. Actually, in German, Mako's name means a whale's vagina, although scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago. Essentially, Mako was the reason why most people live in a free society. And now he's dead. Not even Gary Coleman can mock this one, although I'm sure he'd like to.

As one Mako fan to another, I beg of you to pay homage to this great man. Leave a comment on this blog, send a virtual card to his family, call his family's house and hang up as a sign of solidarity, or throw rotten eggs on his family's garage as a sign of respect. Whatever you'd like. Just show some love to this great, great man. Truly a sad day. Truly.

Deep Regrets,
A Concerned Fan


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Blogger Gigi said...

According to the Today Show this morning, Mako could've easily designed his own funeral, complete with a self-narrated send-off video and a disco party on top of a mountain for attendees. That is, if he had a bit more foresight about the situation. Geez.

9:18 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

And without another grand wizard to bring him back from the dead as he did for Conan, it is truly a great loss.

By the way, I'll never be able to think of Mako sharks again without laughing.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Gigi said...

Ben! You are cheating on me!

5:21 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

Cheating? Am I not allowed to see other bloggers now? When did we agree to be exclusive? Look, I'm feeling kinda crowded. I dont know if I can do this right now, Gigi...it's not you...really...it's me.

9:28 PM  

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