Thursday, July 20, 2006

Wanted: A New Assistant For Christie Brinkley

To Whom It May Concern:

Based on the latest revelations about my husband, I have decided it's my turn to get an assistant. Here are my requirements for the job:

I'm looking for a 6'4", 230 lb black guy with a 12 inch wang.

You can personally drop-off your resume, headshots, and multiple Polaroid pictures of your wang to my office. I will be checking references...personally. Also, please note - I will not accept any resumes from this guy:

That is all. I'm looking forward to working with and under you. You can thank my husband, Peter Cook, for the job opening.

Best Regards,
Christie Brinkley


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Blogger parnellpr said...

atleast he would be better then her current creep. Anyone would.

6:45 PM  

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