Monday, April 09, 2007

A Tribute to New Jersey

Dear Fans of Jennifer Love Hewitt,

As many of you know, Jennifer Love Hewitt was born in NJ. Okay, that's a lie. She was actually born in Waco, Texas...home of everyone's favorite BBQ-flavored sociopath - David Koresh. However, just because JLH is not from NJ, doesn't mean we should hold that against her, or the state itself. Instead we should worship NJ for the peaceful beacon of splendor that it is. And that's what I'd like to do today.

A good friend of Please Do It Ms. Hewitt has put together this mini tribute to the Garden State. It is educational, amusing, and actually serves as a mild laxative as well. So drink it up and enjoy.

New Jersey is a hell of a place. Or just hell. Take your pick.

-Concerned Fan



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Original Jennifer Love Hewitt petition


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5 Comments:

Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Shouldn't a tribute to the Garden State be a smog-coated expressway?

7:56 PM  
Blogger A Concerned Fan said...

I think that was pretty much covered in the video, eh? Well, after the blatant Bon Jovi syncophancy

8:48 PM  
Blogger dmbmeg said...

jeans+shorts=JORTS.

I'm not sure whether I should be seriously disturbed that someone took the time to make this, or fall in love with them.

10:29 PM  
Blogger A Concerned Fan said...

Can't it be both?

8:37 AM  
Blogger dmbmeg said...

touche.

8:23 PM  

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