Tom Brady Misses Charmed

Dear TNT,

I miss Charmed. I just watched a couple of episodes this morning and now I have to wait a whole 2 hours for the next 9 episodes to run. And then I'll have to wait another 1 hour for the next 8 episodes. That's a long time to wait for a Charmed episode! I'm used to getting what I want, and I don't like this "delay" that's happening. You know what that must mean? You're not running enough Charmed episodes each day. It's time to up the daily Charmed quotient from 14 episodes to 22. I want almost a full day of Charmed every day. I don't care if you eliminate every other program. It'll be worth it not to have that empty feeling in between episodes. Who needs NBA basketball or The Closer or 789th viewing of Shawshank Redemption? Not me. I just want me some witches, some cleavage, and...well...that's about all I need to get through the day.

You see, I just brought a child into the world. Well, technically, I just created it, but that's not my point. My point is that the fruit of my manseed needs to be raised in world where he doesn't have to miss Charmed at all. If he wants Charmed, he should be able to get Charmed, without using that newfangled Tivo contraption. He should just look at his TV and say, "Give me Alyssa Milano in a non-soft-core-porn role other than Who's the Boss?," and Charmed should pop on the screen. On a side note, have you ever seen an episode of Who's the Boss? recently? Definitely does NOT hold up the same as some of those 80's sitcom hits (e.g., Cheers). Tony Danza is just dreadful. But I digress.

Look, I don't want to cause trouble for anyone over at TNT. Don't fire anyone or bury them in some subordinate role like opening fan mail for Dr. John Carter on ER. Just heed my advice and play Charmed more times a day. You don't play it nearly enough right now and I miss it when it's not on. A lot. Almost as much as I'll miss Rodney Harrison for the first few weeks. Who am I kidding, I miss it more. Please stop the pain, TNT. Give me the crack that I crave. More Charmed!!

Yours in Football,
Tom Brady


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Tags: Tom Brady, Charmed, Alyssa Milano, Tony Danza, TNT